Finding great presents for Christmas can be tough, especially if you're surrounded by people who don't "need any more stuff".
That is, unless you've found something as mindblowingly useful, purposeful, and dang right unexpected, as laundry detergent. Just when you thought it couldn't be any better than our literal silver bullet, think again.
For $4.50 we will wrap your present in a kraft potato sack, tape it up with paper gummy tape, and add a card so packed with puns, you'll be smirking all the way to Christmas lunch.
At checkout, add 'this item is a gift', one time for each product you want packaged.
If you would like us to write a name on the inside of the card, just reply to your order confirmation email with the details, as soon as you receive it. We will be checking emails for your messages everyday before we start packing at 11.
(Cover: You probably didn't have me pegged as the type to gift Dirt on Christmas, but... Inside: Merry Christmas [blank], it's great to hang out.)
If you would like us to put the card inside the kraft bag, also let us know. They do not come in an envelope because the peg will pierce through it in the post.
If there are any other requests, just follow the same steps as above, and as always we will endeavour to make you happy.
All presents will be put in an additional protective box, so that the 'unboxing' effect is not ruined by the wild west that is Australia Post at Christmas.
Happy gifting you smarty clean pants.